I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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