Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
