you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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