did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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