My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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