I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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