I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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