Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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