Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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