How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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