if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I bet he comes in French.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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