found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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