He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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