Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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