She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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