It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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