i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
