id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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