I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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