I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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