therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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