i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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