Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
why do cheetos always look like penises
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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