i don't like sucking hair
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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