You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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