She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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