I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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