everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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