The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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