There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Fuck appropriateness.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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