If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Say something about gay babies.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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