I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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