Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
