hotel room ftw
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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