i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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