are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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