like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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