Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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