I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Your penis caused this!
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