omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I've blown a few things in my day
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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