My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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