I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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