No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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