Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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