i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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