It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
whose parrot is this?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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