it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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