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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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