her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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