I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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